amandaexmachina:

mttheww:

wivernryder:

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

I needed ibuprofen after this.

(Source: nucleosynthetic, via midnight-heat)

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" Check yourself.
Sometimes you are the toxic person.
Sometimes you are the mean, negative person you’re looking to push away.
Sometimes the problem is you.
And that doesn’t make you less worthy.
Keep on growing.
Keep on checking yourself.
Keep on motivating yourself.
Mistakes are opportunities.
Look at them, own them, grow from them and move on.
Do better, be better. "
Anonymous:  Blowjob? or handjob?

enamoury:

full time job with health care benefits

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